There’s a game. It’s called shit or spit. Here’s how you play. When your laying in bed with your significant other, you let a rank fart go under the covers, Then you spit up in the air, leaving them with 2 options: Spit in the face, or, a self served Dutch oven. try it.
The new alice in chains.
If your a huge AIC fan like me you might’ve heard that they recently reformed with singer William Duvall (Neon christ,other 80′s hardcore bands) First of all I wanna say R.I.P Layne Staley. But all you fuckin rubbernecker idiots out there who won’t even give this record a chance because of some retarded loyalty to [...]
A letter.
Dear Nancy grace: You stupid bitch. Shut your fucking mouth. Your kids are ugly! I hate you!
Jon motherfuckin Lajoie motherfucker!!!
Dude, if you havent heard of Jon Lajoie, you obviously have a tiny penis, or a humongous vagina. This guy has been writing parody songs and posting them on youtube for a couple years, and he just released a cd of those songs a couple months back. Anyway here’s a couple of his videos. If [...]
Tha mans mans bed!
What can I say. This is the Ultimate man’s man bed. What woman could turn you down once she feasts her eyes on this fuckin badass mamajama? No woman, thats who! Awesome!!!
Fucking Idiot!
This is just an ad I found on kijiji while perusing the job postings. This guy is such a fuckin loser that I felt the need to share this shit, So here it is: this is a very unorthodox ad, but i am looking for a woman who is an 11/10 on looks. the kind [...]
Blah blah blah!
This blogging nonsense is hard. so I haven’t been keeping up but people keep telling me i should write a book of all the bullshit I think of so I was thinking Ill just post some random thoughts I have from day to day on here, like this one: You know how chicks that fuck [...]
The world mourns A fuckin skinner?
A child Molester has died, and the world is in mourning. How fucked up is that. Is it OK to molest children as long as you are entertaining? Sure the freak had some good tunes and influenced music as we know it but I don’t think anything cancels out the fact that he molested countless [...]
