I fucking hate cats. I also hate people that own cats and let them run all over the neighbourhood. the people who live next door to me own like 10 cats.(not exaggerating) and all 10 of those cats use my garden as a litter box. I have shot them with my pellet gun, sprayed them with a hose, thrown shoes at them, but they keep fucking coming back. So I decided to watch Gummo for some cat killing tips, and Ive decided on the broken glass in the tuna fish. I asked my girlfreind if i could nail the corpses to the fence to keep other cats away but she said no. Also I’ll be placing mouse traps at the spots where they come through the fence. that should break their fucking legs. So anyways Ill keep yous guys updated on this shit. Heres some pics of dead cats.
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Ryan…. Not cool man… I don’t really want to come to your blog anymore…
I hate cats as much as the next guy but now im gonna have to hear about how awful you are and shit all the time… cause of this blog… You’re a good writer man.. this entry was neither funny or intelligent…
What the fuck is wrong with you? You sick fuck.