I love cats.

Alright, Alright, Im not really gonna kill these fuckin cats but fuck would i ever like to. To anyone who was offended by that post IM SORRY. and fuck you.

Cat Killer!!

I fucking hate cats. I also hate people that own cats and let them run all over the neighbourhood. the people who live next door to me own like 10 cats.(not exaggerating) and all 10 of those cats use my garden as a litter box. I have shot them with my pellet gun, sprayed them [...]

Good Fucking Riddance!!!

If you like Nickleback you are the lowest type of scum I can think of. Stop reading this shit now and go KILL YOURSELF!!! and fucking do it outside so you dont burden your family with your worthless carcass. A couple months ago I dated this girl a couple times. She was this wicked hot [...]

Cool Beans.

Once upon a time I got my ass blown asunder by some dudes that look like they work at the gap.I saw these guys open for mastodon. they walked in the front door carrying their guitars, looking liike they were in the wrong place.then they launched into a fucking 15 minute prog metal ass blower [...]

Prepare to have your Fucking ass blown out.

I just wanna take a second to talk about Some Shit that will blow your fucking ass out. Thats right, Im talking about the fucking Haunted you assholes. These guys got together in sweden back in 1996. kind of a swedish thrash super group with ex. At The Gates members, as well as Peter Dolving [...]

Yup!

this is a picture of two dudes. the one on the left is fat and gay, and the one on the right is awesome and rapes little fat bitches like the other dude.

I fucking hate this Bitch!!!

I just wanted to take a moment to talk about this Fucking pig bitch. Nancy Grace is an inspiration for stupid bitches everywhere. If you watch Nancy Grace you are a stupid bitch and should be killed. The fact that there are people out there who watch and agree with her opinions only confirms my [...]

OOOoooohh!!!

I dont really have too much to say about this except that I dont blame this guy for poppin a huge boner cuz those chicks are pretty hot. and I wouldn’t be surprised if those chicks were so impressed by his violent erection that they both sucked off that guys dick after.

If you haven’t seen this movie, you are worthless.

This is a fucking sweet movie about getting laid in a post nuclear apocalyptic world. Don Johnson plays this dude Vic, who navigates the wastes with his psychic dog Blood, Lookin for pussy. Why haven’t you seen this?

Feast your eyes on this you motherfuckers!

This is a self portrait I drew. Basically Im destroying the world with my enormous flaming pork sword. Also Im eating a cheeseburger and throwing lightning bolts.

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